Caramel Apples
1 cup heavy cream
1 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup honey
1/2 stick butter
6 apples
Sidenote: I know it seems odd that it calls for honey, but it adds very nicely to the final flavor.
Combine cream, sugar, and honey in a medium sized pot over low heat. Once thoroughly mixed, add butter in chunks.
Slowly bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Be careful on this step, as if you heat it too quickly, the butter separates out as small flecks on the surface of the caramel. If you see this happen, turn the heat down a bit and stir quickly but smoothly until the butter disappears. I took 30 minutes to get it to a boil, so grab a book or something else to do while you stir.
Take a small amount of caramel and drop it into the water. Swirl it around with your fingers to cool it off, and then pick it up and try to make a ball with it. You want caramel that's soft, but still strong enough to hold it's shape so that it doesn't fall of the apple. If you make a ball but it loses its shape quickly, keep it boiling a little longer. If it holds its shape, you're done!
Turn off the heat, and take one of your apples. You'll need to skewer it with something, but anything will work, even a fork. Dip the apple in the caramel, and use a spoon to scoop caramel all over the apple, covering it completely. Hold the apple vertically down so the excess caramel drips back in the pot, and spin the apple slowly to help it cool.
Once it's just about finished dripping, move it to a sheet of foil or wax paper to let it harden. I found it helpful to put the apples down while there was still a good string of caramel hanging down: it would create a little pool that kept the apples upright. Let the apples cool to room temperature, but don't put them in the freezer to speed up the process. That makes the apples mushy, and people, only the caramel should be soft.
Now, if you're lucky enough to have leftover caramel, it's a great snack by itself. I took the extra and poured it out on parchment paper, and stuck it in the freezer. It's a great chewy caramel candy.
I tried to be fancy and got bored.
And since I have been typing this, Matthew has handed me a cup of cocoa, but not just any cup of cocoa...it's Nutella cocoa. All you Nutella lovers out there can simply imagine the joy of epic proportions that is in my mug. And for those of you would have not yet encountered the pleasures of Nutella, my condolences.